My Mom (Explicit)歌词-Eminem
My Mom
Eminem
319752
My Mom Lyrics
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Okay Alright
Yo Yo
Yo Yo
Alright money comes first
Here we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
"My mom my mom" --I know you're probably
Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um
Valium was in everything: food that I ate
The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak
So everyday I had at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:
"What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for "
"Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin ** "
But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';
What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for
Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I "
"Now here's a plate full of pain killers
Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make
That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it "
"You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again
Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t
You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent
A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t
So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid "
My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of ***
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal
I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach
But my bars only last about two minutes
But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh
Man I never thought that I could ever be a ** addict
--"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually
What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful
She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat
Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it "
But I don't need it
"Well f**k it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up "
Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin'
Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed
With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
My mom loved Valium and lots of ***
That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***
That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom
My mom I'm just like her
My mom my mom my mom （x3）
My mom my mama
In an Eric Cartman voice: My mama I ain't takin' this no more
Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound
Dr Dre 2010
In a mocking tone: Man this sh*t is hella' hard homie Man take us on outta' here
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